Posted 21 hours ago
Posted 21 hours ago
I love that pathetic feeling when a dog looks better than me

I love that pathetic feeling when a dog looks better than me

(Source: twitterscreencaps)

Posted 21 hours ago

sixthgracler:

when your mom starts telling embarrassing stories at family dinner

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Posted 21 hours ago
Posted 21 hours ago
  1. horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
  2. girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell
Posted 21 hours ago

hi:

to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet

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Posted 21 hours ago

heyfunniest:

Trying to make plans with your friends..

Posted 22 hours ago
Posted 22 hours ago
theguywiththelokitattoo:

jumpingjacktrash:

deersatan:

LOOK AT THIS TINY FUCKING BUS

that is the shortest short bus i’ve ever seen

Why not use a van??

theguywiththelokitattoo:

jumpingjacktrash:

deersatan:

LOOK AT THIS TINY FUCKING BUS

that is the shortest short bus i’ve ever seen

Why not use a van??

(Source: asterkid)

Posted 22 hours ago
Posted 22 hours ago

hotlocalsingle:

DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS 

Posted 22 hours ago

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

Posted 22 hours ago
Posted 22 hours ago

radicultist:

if u think depression or anxiety is “quirky” or “cute” you can have mine because I dont wanna deal with it

Posted 22 hours ago

fartgallery:

lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE